Make my heart race

off to go see jay and silent bobs new movie. did u ever show you...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:00:01 -0400

off to go see jay and silent bobs new movie. did u ever show you guys my dragon ear thingys i got at c2e2? i love them so much

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Sun, 19 May 2013 15:56:56 -0400

im so sad. i havent had internet so couldnt download madeons set from Ultra. now that i have...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:44:45 -0400

im so sad. i havent had internet so couldnt download madeons set from Ultra. now that i have internet the links are gone. all the sites took down the links uggggggh.

geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:39:37 -0400

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

bop it

pull it

twist it

harder

better

faster

stronger

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:37:06 -0400

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

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Sun, 19 May 2013 15:36:18 -0400

iwantyourbutt: shake what yo mamma gave ya

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:35:02 -0400

iwantyourbutt:

shake what yo mamma gave ya

rocketpowers: there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone just...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:34:48 -0400

rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

ollivander: freddybenson: i cant believe burger king bought tumblr #now we can finally have it...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:34:45 -0400

ollivander:

freddybenson:

i cant believe burger king bought tumblr

#now we can finally have it our way

nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:34:39 -0400

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

anonynaila: subvertcliche: mello-dramatic: Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:32:16 -0400

anonynaila:

subvertcliche:

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

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Sun, 19 May 2013 14:23:54 -0400

babyferaligator: yes

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:23:38 -0400

babyferaligator:

yes

d-e-r-r-i-c-k-a: I’m really in the mood to make out and fondle someone.

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:19:21 -0400

d-e-r-r-i-c-k-a:

I’m really in the mood to make out and fondle someone.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 14:19:20 -0400

khymeira: spanglypants-mcfuckyou: crimewave of object...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:15:04 -0400

khymeira:

spanglypants-mcfuckyou:

crimewave of object pixelization sweeps nation, millions left with transport that only moves in two dimensions

’80s Nintendo ExciteBike recreated from wood. [more]

psychara: New hair! :D And excuse my 100% make-upless face....

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:09:48 -0400

psychara:

New hair! :D And excuse my 100% make-upless face. <___>

It’s srsly THIS bright! I’m so happehhh \o/

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Sun, 19 May 2013 14:01:42 -0400

watching videos with my shitty internet it fucking awful. i started watching the series finale of...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:00:09 -0400

watching videos with my shitty internet it fucking awful. i started watching the series finale of the office just before 11. it is now 1. im still not finished. i really hate this. but i really love the office……and it’s making me cry so hard and i hate myself.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 13:59:13 -0400